Ya see the darkest green splotch on this map? That's FRANCE. I had (so far), in the last 24-hour period, One Hundred Twelve reader "hits" on my blog, from FRANCE. I speak No French. I pronounce a few French words very poorly (typically on purpose), like "whore's doovers" and "ovaries", and some I pronounce correctly, but I can't spell them here, because I don't know accentuation. Like "I know nothing" and "such is life" and "such is war" (but in FRENCH). But y'all, I had, in the last 24 hours, One Hundred Twelve blog hits! From FRANCE!
I'm gonna go out on a limb, and assume that at least a FEW of these hits were from new readers, so WELCOME! Sorry I don't speak any French, but thanks for your visits!
UPDATE: I also wanna show you Portugal, in case you dunno where THAT is. Last two-hour window, I've had twice as many hits from Portugal as Lee or his neighbor in Canada has visited, which means the medium-green (smallest green) splotch in the pic (
pretty much in the center of the map), just north of the continent of Africa, is Portugal.
OMG STOP TRYING TO SAY FRENCH WORDS. I figured the first one was hors d'oeuvres. I don't have any clue what ovaries is supposed to be. I said it with a french accent but still couldn't figure it out.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the people from France are spam bots. :D
Au revoir, Lee. Ovaries. :D
DeleteThat's A LOT of spambots for one day. Jus' sayin'. What would be the point?
OMG...ovaries sounds nothing like au revoir. Uggh...
DeleteMaybe they really think you like spam. :D
you're taking me too seriously, Lee. The only reason I butcher whores doovers and ovaries is because it's fun!
DeleteI do not like spam!
It's good though. If you fry it and put it in a sandwich, it's tasty. Totally fatty, but tasty.
DeleteI didn't know Canadians were big spam fans. I knew Brits were. I am not. If I'm going to fry meat for a sandwich, it's going to be REAL meat and not something I've sliced out of a can.
DeleteSo because I said it's tasty, it means all Canadians are spam fans? LOL the comment was tongue in cheek.
DeleteWe ate it just before we went to Hawaii. Teresa bought a can just to try it out cause it had been a while. Before that the last time either of us ate that was over 25 years ago. So, no, we're not spam fans.
You and I need a "sarcasm font", I think. I know that there is not One Single Thing in our world that One Single Nationality agrees on, across the board. Just because I said that "Brits are spam fans" doesn't mean that I think ALL Brits are. So, if you say something is tasty, I'm going to make you the Ambassador From Canada for that thing, and represent your country. *sarcasm*. Canada and Britain are about the same, in size and population, right? *sarcasm*
DeleteLOL. You'd think by now someone would have created a sarcasm font. I guess maybe the eye roll would be the closest.
ReplyDeleteDAMNIT! I keep forgetting to hit the reply button. I see the text window and I MUST TYPE IN IT!!!
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